
It was the kind of day where so much happened that being threatened with a poisonous animal was something that you didn't even really think about until much later. It didn't really register as outragous or even that dangerous at the time.
But let me back up a step.
We started the day with breakfast at the hotel and a checkout. We had told Harpeet to meet us at 9. He groaned a bit at this after the grueling drive but showed up promptly. It was we who were regretting not taking his suggestion to start at 10. But off we went to see whatever Dehli had to offer.
Being the capitol, our first stop was the seat of government. We saw the presidential palace, congress and some financial buildings.

They were fine, sprawling affairs that showed the influence of the Raj. Overall nice, but not that interesting. A short ways away was the India Gate. It's a monument to those who died in World War I and Afghanistan for the British. After Independence it becaome a tomb to the unknowns as well. There is a black granite tomb at the base with an eternal flame going.
The scaffolding you see is because they are sprucing things up in anticipation of the Goodwill Games which are here later this summer. The area is surrounded by parks where kids play cricket and football. Harpeet dropped us off and we waded into the throng of hawkers.

Then the guy at the begining of this post showed up with a backpack.
He popped onto the scene and ninja-style whipped a small wicker basket out of the backpack. He dips inside it and suddenly a king cobra was in our midst. He whipped it around and smacked it on the back of the head to make it flare out the hood. Cool! I started snapping away. I was perhaps 6 feet from the cobra.
After a few snaps he curls it back into the basket and asks for the loot. "Good picture! Good picture" he barks. Good picture indeed, I agree and pay what he asked.
We turn to go but I don't see that he is up on Val now. She took a photo too and now the snake keeper wanted his fee. But without the cobra in front of him, this guy looks like everybody else asking you for money and Val shoos him away and keeps walking.
Snakey sticks with her and makes it plain: "You take picture of snake. You pay." Val offers him 200, but he wants 5. "No! 500!" he barks "The snake- it might bite you" he menaced, gesturing to the bag and then pantomiming a snake biting his cheek with his hand. His finger-snake bit both of his cheeks repeatedly in fast motion. Bite bite bite. By this time the rest of us are catching wind that that something is going on and the handler seems to want to get done. Perhaps throwing cobras at tourists at a national monument is illegal or something. Val thrusts the 200 ruppes at him, he takes it and leaves.




Fortunately, our next stop was up to the challenge of entertaining us; the spectacular Qutub Minar, constructed by our old friend Akbar's grandson.
Next: we visit the ruins and wind up the trip
Gosh see that is why I would never ever ever ever set foot in in India. It looks like such a run down dirty place and with all the Cobras for get it. I still remember the episode of Seinfeld when Elaine has to go to India for a wedding but the funny thing is, the Grooms parents who were Indian, didn't go to the wedding because they said they would never set foot in India ever again. I remember going to Mexico as a kid and seeing some sort of dangerous snake on a leash in a central market. it was an odd site as the man kept pushing it towards people and reeling it back. It sent shivers up my spine when the thing would hiss. Real creepy.
ReplyDeleteI've been loving this travelogue, and the fact that you don't back away from the odd and maybe uncomfortable. You must be learning a ton. Can't wait to hear about Qutub Minar!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Jan and Marian are reading avidly, too, and send kudos.
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